….oh, apparently, it’s Fifty Shades of Grey. I think my title actually works better.
Okay, so for those of you who don’t know, some British human decided to write a fanfic that later turned into a popular project and then after some creative touch-ups (aka name-changing), she published it and it took the world by storm.
Needless to say, sequels followed and like most Hollywood crapfests, it was turned into a film franchise. Why does this sound familiar?
Oh wait, BECAUSE THE FANFIC WAS BASED ON A BOOK-TO-FILM SERIES THAT DID THE SAME FRIGGIN’ THING!
Nothing for nothing, but if you deem this work as any kind of pornographic, you need to go back in the closet and mind your read your bible. This is a sad look into some kind of activity that someone had the guts to declare BDSM. For those not in the know, BDSM stand for: Bondage/Domination/Sadism/Masochism.
In this case, it stands for: Bull/Dick/Shit/Mess!
There is nothing redeeming about this film, much less about the blatant rip-off that it is and the details that they failed to put in for any real acknowledgment of BDSM-lifestyles is enough to kill your boner and leave you with a headache before you had the chance to disappoint your wife/husband. No judgment.