Plugging My Books Like I Plug Pussy

So, like many people know, I am an author of pornographic literature. Yeah, you heard that right. It can be called erotica, pornography, or smut, whatever you call it, I write it.

I’ve listed the link at the end of the next few awesome lines, it’s my profile on Amazon where you can find my catalog of sexy shots, hot spots, and rigid bean ticklers.

These books will set your kindle on fire, set your sex match on fire, blow up your banging booms, and cause all you naughty assholes to pucker with pleasure!

And yes, despite the fact that I write smut, it doesn’t stop me from being the class-act that everyone knows and loves. I am a bestseller and I know how to drain scrotes with words rather than physical action, though I can do both anyway.

So without further adouche, enjoy my labors!

https://www.amazon.com/Oliver-Clozov/e/B018D1PEIA/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

Author: tappedonlineblog

Hey, I'm Oliver! I'm not your average run-of-the-mill Jewish pornographer/erotic enthusiast. I happen to be a bestselling erotic author. You can find my books on Amazon even today! I have seen a lot of talk about pornography becoming a snooze-fest lately and I'm sick of it. So jump on board and let's talk!

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